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Will O.J. Use Rhyming Defense?

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" is quite possibly the most quoted courtroom line in pop culture history. And if O.J. Simpson stands trial on the litany of charges he's currently facing in Las Vegas, he might need another clever quip to help keep him out of jail ... yet again.
O.J. Simpson
Although they're not qualified to argue at a jury trial, the good people at Maxim have come up with a list of possible phrases the Juice might use. Our favorites include: "If the items are mine, then what is the crime?" and "If you plunder my riches, I might have to kill some white bitches," and "If you take my memorabilia, I might just have to killia."

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.



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31. O J will not spend any time for this trick, that was played on him. He will get a lot of publicity for future books and coverage of other projects. Lets face it O.J. is not intelligent but, He is street smart. It's unfortunate for the public that our police dept. is nether .
An example of his of his smarts. The BUMP, BUMP, BUMP on Katos wall at a certain time established a time and a glove that didn't fit in the first place was planted at the same time by O.J. In closing I would suggest that we watch for future episodes of O.J verses the law. Hmmm maybe I should write a book

Posted at 3:48PM on Sep 28th 2007 by nico bob cheney

32. Poor taste, TMZ. Very tacky.

Posted at 8:27PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Dingo

33. OJ is a killer I agree with you..........................................And the best part is yet to come . He is getting older and that's when everything changes and you life's deeds come to roost in your mind. His body gets frail and his skin wrinkles, and people will still look at him the same way. A Plague of Humanity. A murder walking free. I am glad he is living Hell on Earth.

Posted at 3:59PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Made me Laugh Thanks TMZ

34. #32 correct me if i'm wrong but Phil Spector is not completey out of hot water just yet, prosecutors are looking to retry Spector. He will be facing trial again. As far as outrage trust me there's a lot of people who are upset if he goes free. Plain and simple you can't compare this case to the OJ. I'm not sure where race comes into play with the Spector case? So stop trying to throw out the race card again the Spector case is not over yet.

Posted at 4:00PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Oj is a killer

35. I wish OJ would juice me up. My mouth makes a great juicer.

Posted at 4:08PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Larry Birkhead

36. Exactly #21 and 23!

Posted at 4:59PM on Sep 28th 2007 by laloo

37. Didn't those elastic gloves he was wearing keep him from getting the black gloves on?

Posted at 5:15PM on Sep 28th 2007 by jerry

38. OJ YOU GOT AWAY WITH MUDER ...... YOURE A DISGRACE TO HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:18PM on Sep 28th 2007 by larubiamasexy

39. The reason the gloves didn't fit is that they had gotten wet in blood and probably washed somewhere along the way. I used to wear leather driving gloves that fit "like a glove," and I washed them in special glove shampoo, but they had to be restretched when they were dry.

Also, OJ had to wear vinyl gloves under the real ones. Just try to even put on your shirt with vinyl gloves on. They stick to the material.

Posted at 5:20PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Lilarose (Susan Davis)

40. If you can proove it, then I will lose it
I will have to cut you, slice and dice you
You can't win, cuz I will spin
The truth be told, I am old
I'm a killa, like Phyllis Dilla

I really need to go home! Peace and love people.

Posted at 5:37PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Miller Time

41. LOCK HIM UP ALREADY....

Posted at 5:43PM on Sep 28th 2007 by SDChargers

42. This guy is unbelievable but the jurors in his murder case are even worse how do they sleep at night I watched that case for months and couldn't believe the verdict, can you imagine what he is going to face when its his turn to die, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HIM, God don't like ugly and he has a very ugly soul owned by satan himself, but I will not get caught up in his new drama this man can get away with anything and I just can't stand the thought of him so I will write this and then its end!!!!!!!!!!! OJ SIMPSON is not worth my time!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:37PM on Sep 30th 2007 by jeanette young

43. OK....SORRY, but every time I see these pics of him "trying" to get the gloves on it makes me sick !! How the prosecution EVER agreed to let him try to put leather gloves on OVER rubber gloves is beyond me....can you say "next to impossible" ?? Try it with a pair of leather gloves that DO fit. ALSO....didn't anyone ever realize that leather SHRINKS after it gets wet and doesn't have a hand in it??? Just like leather shoes...get stuck in the rain take them off to dry....taaaadaaaa !! Dried up and shrunk. When you try to stretch shoes with the spray stuff you MUST keep your feet in 'em until they dry so the shape stays and they don't shrink !! Oh, well...they shoulda asked me instead of Marsha Clark - and I ain't as ugly as her !! LOL

Posted at 6:45PM on Sep 28th 2007 by laalaa

44. Has anyone heard lately as to the condition of Ricco in the hospital?...........doing any better or worse..............if he dies...........does the Felony Muder Rule take effect?..........anyone know for sure?...........

Posted at 6:49PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Max61

45. Why did the guy have a tape recorder? OJ you must learn the Goldman and trailer park Brown's are still after you. How could you even began to trust that race again. How could you be so dam stupid. I say send him to prision for being so d--a--m--m-- stupid

Posted at 6:50PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Bonnie davis

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